“SHE ONE OF THEM CLOWNS BRUH”
Said 34 year old Preston Lincon after seeing his wife without make up for the first time during the honey moon. She hid that shit so good, it wasn’t until a kid ran by and hit her in the face with a balloon filled with Mean Green Cleaner did I see her without it. I bout died, she went from looking like Beyonce to Benson, why is God doing this to me?
“SHE WENT FROM LOOKING LIKE BEYONCE TO BENSON”
The couple had only been dating for 3 weeks before Lincon popped he big question, too bad he didn’t put her head under water because poor Preston got finessed by a bear.
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