The 14 Douchiest Things Guys Have Actually Said to Girls

"I spent $2,000 on a flight to Hong Kong to meet my boyfriend's family. When I was boarding the plane, I got a text from him that said, 'Let's just be friends.'"

You've been there: you're talking to a guy, everything is normal, and suddenly, boom. He says something so preposterously rude, creepy, or randomly sexual that your brain actually short-circuits. Here are 14 biggest D-bag moments ever recorded in human history.

1. The one who's basically a villain in a movie

"After talking to this guy for about six months, we slept together. The next time we hung out, he told me he had to cut it short so he could go hang out with another girl who had just told him she liked him. Before he left, he gave me the first letter of her name and tried to make me guess who it was." —Lindsay, 15

2. This asshole

"I spent $2,000 on a flight to Hong Kong to meet my boyfriend's family. When I was boarding the plane, I got a text from him that said, 'Let's just be friends.'" —Natalie, 21

3. The guy who pretended the hookup never happened

"I was hooking up with this guy. Then I found out he was also hooking up with my best friend. When I confronted him about it, he tried convincing me that we had never hooked up in the first place. Like, what? I was there! I remember!" —Katie, 16

4. The guy with the Epcot-sized ego

"I sit beside this guy in one of my classes and we aren't friends — more like frenemies. One morning, I said hi to him, and he responded that I should greet him every day with, 'Good morning, prince,' like I was his servant. " —Onome, 16

5. The guy who thinks he's so cool on Snapchat

"This past summer, I got strep throat and had to take antibiotics. I had a horrible allergic reaction and broke out into this ugly red, bumpy rash that made little kids cry. (Seriously.) But the kicker was when a cute guy who follows me Snapchatted me about it. He wrote, 'I think that rash might've ruined your boobs. You should probably send me a pic so I can check them out.' Deleted." —Tristen, 19

6. The one who has no idea how hot Johanna is

"A random guy on Tinder once said, 'You're a solid 4, but you could be like a 7 in bed with me.'" –Johanna, 22

7. The dude who has no idea how to be chill

"One time I made a guy I was talking to a homemade birthday card because I wanted to show him I cared without going above and beyond for his special day. Upon receiving the card, he said, 'You care way more about me than I care about you.' He kissed me, then suggested we end things right then and there to save my feelings — even though we weren't even officially dating." – Melissa, 20

8. The one who's actually really offensive

"I'm Puerto Rican. I once had a boyfriend who thought it was funny to say, 'We own you!' whenever we argued because Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory. He was trying to be funny, but it made me want to punch him." —Alessia, 21

9. This guy who legit doesn't deserve to date anyone

"After I told a guy about my sexual assault, he wondered aloud why he always attracts 'girls like me.'" —Ella, 20

10. This body-shaming monster

"A guy I started a convo on Tinder with sent me a message that said, 'You'd be a solid chick if you lost weight. Look on Google or YouTube for diet tips. This probably (definitely) reaffirmed your present insecurities, but that's my good deed (or an attempt at it) for the day. Love, peace, and cheese, brah. No diss, just tryna help.'" —Pam 20

11. The dude who probably thinks he sounds really smooth (he doesn't)

"A guy once told me, 'You're like candy. I don't want the same flavor all the time, unless I'm addicted... and right now, I'm not hooked on your candy." —Rose, 21

12. The guy who didn't know how to give a compliment

"A cute guy at a party once said to me, 'If you weren't so tall, I would hit on you.' If that was a compliment, it didn't feel like it." —Angela, 20

13. The player

"I was hooking up with a guy who lived two doors down from me in my dorm. Three hours after I saw him one day, he texted my friend, 'Michele's just kinda following me around and I don't wanna lead her on.' Um, I ran into him in the hallway! #neveragain." —Michele, 22

14. Seriously, WHO WOULD DO THIS?

"After hardcore making out with me every semester for three years, a guy said he thought of me like a sister." —Devin, 21